Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"Your Horoscope For Today lyrics"
Praising To A Blackened Moon lyrics
A nocturnal landscape of lost, forgotton souls No hope for the holy as the anti-Christ is born Blackened voices chanting to the one who's dressed in horns Drink the blood, impure perversions, orgy of the soul. (chorus) Hear the hymns of darkness New moons rise (in their haunting praise) Praising to a blackened moon Of Pagan ways true and divine Horns of doom play their songs of dread As witches
AquariusA nocturnal landscape of lost, forgotton souls No hope for the holy as the anti-Christ is born Blackened voices chanting to the one who's dressed in horns Drink the blood, impure perversions, orgy of the soul. (chorus) Hear the hymns of darkness New moons rise (in their haunting praise) Praising to a blackened moon Of Pagan ways true and divine Horns of doom play their songs of dread As witches
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day
Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the tru Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say
Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep
Taurus
You will never find tru happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
Love Colours lyrics
Sun goes down, Sky turns black, I can hardly wait for you. I can't believe, The madness, In everything you do. I used to dream in black and white, Now I see the world in a different light. Your love colors, Colors everything. Your love colors, Colors everything. Now come in to me, Fill me and fill me. Show me your colors, baby. Your love colors. I slept in fear, And woke in pain, Till you came in close to me. I
That's your horoscope for todaySun goes down, Sky turns black, I can hardly wait for you. I can't believe, The madness, In everything you do. I used to dream in black and white, Now I see the world in a different light. Your love colors, Colors everything. Your love colors, Colors everything. Now come in to me, Fill me and fill me. Show me your colors, baby. Your love colors. I slept in fear, And woke in pain, Till you came in close to me. I
Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest
Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
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Praying To The Red Light lyrics
(Warwick/London/James) Soul free ghetto sister, shakin' loose On a psycho holiday Wilderness angel She's comes to blow my cares away You can't resist temptation If you do then life's a bore State of love situation I'm the one who knows the score Searching for some Lucy take me in the sky Spirit of her love gonna take me high Chorus Praying to the red light Getting too fa
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That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)(Warwick/London/James) Soul free ghetto sister, shakin' loose On a psycho holiday Wilderness angel She's comes to blow my cares away You can't resist temptation If you do then life's a bore State of love situation I'm the one who knows the score Searching for some Lucy take me in the sky Spirit of her love gonna take me high Chorus Praying to the red light Getting too fa
That's your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.
Where was I?
Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week
Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you call screaming from an open win
Oh Look Around You lyrics
"Oh, look around you, Tell me what do you see ? Do you see the yellow morning And the green land so free ?" "Oh no, I see no morning But lands of dark and grey And they tell me the green land Has long gone away, Has long gone away." "Once more look around you, Tell me what do you see ? Do you see the clear wave laughter And the deep blue sea ?" "Oh no, there is no sorrow Where the laughing tree stood And they t
ow"Oh, look around you, Tell me what do you see ? Do you see the yellow morning And the green land so free ?" "Oh no, I see no morning But lands of dark and grey And they tell me the green land Has long gone away, Has long gone away." "Once more look around you, Tell me what do you see ? Do you see the clear wave laughter And the deep blue sea ?" "Oh no, there is no sorrow Where the laughing tree stood And they t
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak
Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again
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That's your horoscope for today
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That's your horoscope for today
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