Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic lyrics
"Everything You Know Is Wrong lyrics"
Nuttin' But A Bitch Thang lyrics
Now a days everybody wanna talk But nothing comes out when they moving they lips Just a bunch of jibberish And muthafuckers act like Eminem ain't gay Everybody forgot What happened? What up Dre? Yeah It's all about Dre It's all about Dre Compton's in the house Yeah that's right
I was driving on the freeway in the fast laneNow a days everybody wanna talk But nothing comes out when they moving they lips Just a bunch of jibberish And muthafuckers act like Eminem ain't gay Everybody forgot What happened? What up Dre? Yeah It's all about Dre It's all about Dre Compton's in the house Yeah that's right
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
A
23 Beats Off lyrics
a name I recognise that name It was at the center of some ticker tape parade The lead story, A fine example A name, a name A name I recognise that name It was at the center of some magnifying glass The lead story, a fine example A name, a name He used to pretend he was fighting some war somewhere No
nd everything you thought was just soa name I recognise that name It was at the center of some ticker tape parade The lead story, A fine example A name, a name A name I recognise that name It was at the center of some magnifying glass The lead story, a fine example A name, a name He used to pretend he was fighting some war somewhere No
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had th
Stole lyrics
He was always such a nice boy The quiet one With good intentions He was down for his brother Respectful to his mother A good boy But good don't get attention One kid with a promise The brightest kid in school He's not a fool Reading books about science and smart stuff It's not enough, no Cause
em send me back to last Thursday nightHe was always such a nice boy The quiet one With good intentions He was down for his brother Respectful to his mother A good boy But good don't get attention One kid with a promise The brightest kid in school He's not a fool Reading books about science and smart stuff It's not enough, no Cause
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the
Cram It Up Your Ass lyrics
cram it up your ass
pearly gatescram it up your ass
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong